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still my favorite video to ever exist

With a voice like that who wouldn’t wan to be HIM?!

A truly captivating story, bro.

Mrs. Deen, yet again, presents us with one of her fabulous ‘recipes,’ but, this time, she takes it nice and slooow for all of us who couldn’t bear the stress of her at full strength and speed.

Thanks, Paula!

An inside look into the hellish landscape that is Paula’s familiar relations. Only the most wretched of souls could withstand the brutal flames of Paula’s rage! Pray that you don’t forget to ‘rub your meat.’ 

Only the dead know what godforsaken things Paula is planning for that poor éclair. May God have mercy on its poor little soul.

Paula Deen’s evil powers are combined with whomever that woman is to create a truly heinous travesty of culinary damnation.